Interpret This...

I have always had very strange dreams, just ask my college roomie, Kelsey. I was constantly waking up and telling her "I had the weirdest dream" when we lived together and apparently things don't change. The first is a dream I had on Saturday...no lie, after telling Husband about it, he asked if I just made this up. I promise, I didn't.
In my dream, we were in Germany at a hospital but my doctor, Dr. Bailey, was there and she told me that she was going to induce me in an hour. She then proceeded to ask if I needed to "take care of some business" before being induced (I guess she didn't want me pooping on the table after we started). I told her yes, I did need to take care of business and started going around the hospital trying to find a bathroom. I kept going to nurses stations but the lines people had to wait in were getting longer and longer and each new person had to take a sign that said what they were waiting for and had an arrow pointing to the person who was in front of them. I finally gave in and got in a line with my "bathroom" sign and started to wait. At this point, I was starting to freak b/c I knew the time was rapidly passing and I had to get back to Dr. Bailey to be induced. While I was waiting, all these kids started showing up and cutting in front of me, making me panic even more. Finally I cut in front of some kid who started yelling at me and made my way to the bathroom...problem was that I was all the sudden outside and walking towards a plane, but this all seemed normal in my dream. I walked up the planes stairs and promptly sat down on the toilet (for the record, I NEVER do this, I always wipe the seat first, then put down the liner if available, then put down more paper to ensure my ass isn't touching any part of the actual seat). After I sat down, I started looking around for the toilet paper and realized that the roll was splattered with other people's pee & there wasn't a clean/dry piece that I could use which grossed me out. Then I realized that this toilet was directly behind the pilot's seat and someone was sitting there. When the pilot turned around, it was my neighbor who started chatting like it was no big deal that I was sitting behind him trying to poop. Then I woke up.

The other dream I'll share is one that happened last week but is equally as strange. As a disclaimer, I promise all my dreams don't involve poop!

I had a dream that Husband and I were walking around in the grocery store and heard these people yelling at each other about not packing diapers for their baby. I thought it was strange but kept on walking. Then I realized it was a guy I work with and his wife. I went over to chat and realized they had another baby that I didn't know about (they have 2 right now). This baby was about 1 and when I started talking to him, he started signing Elvis. I thought to myself, "I should teach my baby to sign Elvis b/c it's really funny" (not so much in non-dream world, kind of creepy). Then I sat down in the grocery store and started playing with this kid but promptly realized that his diaper had quasi-exploded and I had this kids poop on me (at this point, it was mostly on my hands). I remembered seeing some wipes next to the Kleenex and asked Husband if he would get some and open them b/c we would just use them when Uno was born. We started looking for the wipes but they kept on disappearing. All this time, the poop kept on multiplying and it was all over me and started to fill my mouth. I actually started dry-heaving and this is how I woke myself up.