Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Don't Censor Me, Part Deaux

This is a special shout-out to my friend Susie who loves these blogs! As a follow-up to my first blog titled "Don't Censor Me", I have decided to post an update for all you curious souls out there reading this. As mentioned before, if you are easily offended, SKIP THIS BLOG (not sure why we're even friends, though, b/c I tend to offend often)!
I am currently 16 weeks preggo and am happy to report that the pooping problem has gotten easier (no pun intended)! I am no longer worried that I'm going to push so hard, Uno's going to pop out which makes taking a sh*t much more pleasurable. I'm also pleased to report that I'm not taking the 6-8 fiber pills I was; however, I do sometimes still feel a bit like a rabbit or deer...I'm just going to let that one sink in. If you need an explanation, let me know. I was going to post a picture of rabbit poop but thought the better of that since Husband would most likely kick me out of the house "until I can learn to act more lady-like". Haha!

4 comments:

Susie said...

wha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Lisa said...

Um.....wow......I'm not even sure what to say.

Paige and Jon Erickson said...

i love you, mel. you crack me up!

Ebes said...

(shaking my head and laughing)...words escape me...(still laughing)...So happy you and your poop have made nice :)