So I think we broke a record today on how fast a new mom got pooped on. We were changing the little man before his doc appt and he started pooping. I was quick enough to get the original dirty one over his butt the first time and Husband and I laughed about how close that was. I was not so luck for the second round which occurred a second after Husband lifted up his legs and pointed the weapon towards me. Gives a new meaning to the shit has hit the fan...if I hadn't been in the direct path, it might have squirted on the ceiling.
Measurements from the doc:
Head: 14 - 32nd percentile
Height: 21 inches - 78th percentile
Weight: 8lbs 2.5oz - 46th percentile
I'll post more pics later.
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